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Important Rules of the National Hockey League 1/2ย (x)


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marchandmad:

The ones who pretend they arenโ€™t mad after their team loses and continues to find the positive or blame others

And the ones who do get pissed at their team and fucking act like it for the next week.

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cr0sby87:

Homework

Homewor

Homewo

Homew

Home

Hom

Ho

Hoc

Hock

Hocke

Hockey

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uswntxkeepondreamingxo:

no chill tonight; chirp city


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I found out it was my painkillers causing NHL players to appear in my dreams and now I’m disappointed.

posted 51 minutes ago with 1 note

Honestly, no wonder I have no friends. I get way too pissed off at anyone to remain friends for very long (with the exception of like three people)…

posted 2 hours ago with 2 notes

I’m extremely pissed off right now. I hate this class and everyone in it. ๐Ÿ˜ก

posted 2 hours ago with 1 note

I really fucking hate my chem30 class -.-

posted 3 hours ago with 11 notes

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ his back muscles though


posted 4 hours ago with 3 notes

My hands smell like sugar cookies.

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animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. iโ€™m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
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I have literally been wearing the same eyeliner the last three days. I’m too lazy to take it off and I haven’t even reapplied it.


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wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

posted 6 hours ago with Notes

My hands smell like sugar cookies.

posted 6 hours ago with Notes

I have literally been wearing the same eyeliner the last three days. I’m too lazy to take it off and I haven’t even reapplied it.